LubeLife launches limited-edition Pickle Flavored Lubricant

Not everyone is a flavored lube person (I have to be in the mood myself, like once a year maybe), but if you are, there’s a brand-new flavor on the market that’s giving major George Costanza vibes. (Seriously, go watch the “Pastrami” scene from Seinfeld and you’ll see what I’m talking about).

Earlier this month, LubeLife released a limited-edition Pickle Flavored Lubricant for $12.99. It’s a water-based, sugar-free formula that swaps out the usual fake-strawberry sweetness for a tangy, savory dill profile. (Remember the Good Head Numbing Strawberry Throat Spray at Spencers? This is the exact opposite of that.)

They sent me a mailer (with a very on-theme pickle vibrator) before it launched, and if I’m being honest, when I opened it, I felt like I was sniffing some kind of sandwich dressing. The scent is straight, unfiltered vinegar. I give them props for authenticity, but I couldn’t imagine going down on someone with this in my mouth. I’d probably choke, but to each their own. (I’m not here to ick someone’s yum!)

If you have a strong stomach and want to add a savory twist to your bedroom routine, LubeLife’s Pickle Flavored Lubricant is water-based, non-sticky, and condom-compatible.