No one said it better than Stephen Colbert: “Yesterday might have been the weirdest weird that ever weirded.”
Yes, we’re talking about the fact that the President of the United States, Donald Trump, took questions from reporters at the White House about the U.S.-Iran war and his Truth Social post involving an AI image of himself as Jesus, all after he DoorDashed McDonald’s and attacked the Pope online.
“If you just woke up from a coma and that report was the first thing you saw, you’d ask the doctor to put you back in. I’m sorry, you’d ask the Jesus to put you back in,” Colbert said, referring to Trump’s U-turn on the now-deleted image of himself as Jesus, which the president claimed he thought “was me as a doctor.”
“This recreational blasphemy got Trump so much heat that he pulled the post down from social media, and now people can only see it everywhere on the internet,” said Colbert.
“Here’s how offensive Trump’s AI Jesus post was: The Knights Templar said they condemn it wholeheartedly and asked for a public apology. The Knights Templar. He’s angered the Knights Templar,” Colbert said. “Well, it’s official: we’re trapped in a Dan Brown movie. Quick! Somebody find Tom Hanks and give him a terrible haircut.”
Colbert also noted how Trump’s online vendetta against Pope Leo XIV might be unwise if he’s worried about approval ratings.
“Why would you start a beef with the Pope? According to a recent NBC poll, Pope Leo leads everyone in America in approval ratings. It’s got to piss Trump off to learn that the most popular guy on the planet lives in a palace dripping with gold and wears an insane hat and it’s not him,” said Colbert. “Fun fact: Do you know what American finished second in that NBC poll? It gives me no pleasure to say ‘Colbert trailed only Pope Leo in favorability.’ Forgive me, I lied. Actually found that quite pleasurable.”
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